Funny joke- Of course I am joking. Were younot the one that started it?
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A Guy was called for an interview by Chevron
based on his performance while working for
Shell.
The Interviewer
Akpos asked; What is your current pay at Shell
and what are you looking at with Chevron?
The Guy said; 9 Million Naira per annum plus
medical and other benefits. Considering the
position here in Chevron, I'd be looking at 20-22
Million Naira per annum, a status car, overseas
vacation and medicals.
Akpos said; Today is your lucky day! The
position comes with 35 Million Naira per annum
salary, 2014 Range Rover Sport as official car,
Mercedes Benz S65 AMG as status car, overseas
medical treatment. A fully furnished house in
Lekki, health insurance for your wife and
children, 2 houses to be built for you in any town
of your choice and in your village, annual
overseas vacation for you and your family fully-
paid first class, 2 Million Naira wardrobe
allowance per annum, cook, steward and 2
drivers, country club membership, and you are
entitled to keep all that the company gives you if
you put in just 3 years of service. The Guy in
bewildered excitement exclaimed; Haaaa! Sir, you
must be joking.
Akpos said; Of course I am joking. Were you not
the one that started it
based on his performance while working for
Shell.
The Interviewer
Akpos asked; What is your current pay at Shell
and what are you looking at with Chevron?
The Guy said; 9 Million Naira per annum plus
medical and other benefits. Considering the
position here in Chevron, I'd be looking at 20-22
Million Naira per annum, a status car, overseas
vacation and medicals.
Akpos said; Today is your lucky day! The
position comes with 35 Million Naira per annum
salary, 2014 Range Rover Sport as official car,
Mercedes Benz S65 AMG as status car, overseas
medical treatment. A fully furnished house in
Lekki, health insurance for your wife and
children, 2 houses to be built for you in any town
of your choice and in your village, annual
overseas vacation for you and your family fully-
paid first class, 2 Million Naira wardrobe
allowance per annum, cook, steward and 2
drivers, country club membership, and you are
entitled to keep all that the company gives you if
you put in just 3 years of service. The Guy in
bewildered excitement exclaimed; Haaaa! Sir, you
must be joking.
Akpos said; Of course I am joking. Were you not
the one that started it
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