Funny joke- Akpos who was a houseboyusually sneaks into his boss room

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Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks into
his boss room, drinks his wine and adds water
to top it up. One day his Oga bought a new wine
called pasties, it was a french wine that changes
colour if water is added onto it. Akpos unaware
of this, sneaks into his Oga's room, drank the
new wine and added water on it. Immediately it
started changing colour.
Akpos: I am in trouble, big trouble. He ran to the
kitchen. Meanwhile, Oga and madam were sitted
in the parlour, while Akpos was in the kitchen.
OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my pasties?.
No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw
Akpos there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when i call,
you say "Oga" but when i ask you a question you
don't answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in the kitchen you
don't understand anything, except your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour, stand
beside madam and ask me a question while i
stand here.
Akpos went and did what oga said.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the maid's bedroom when
madam is not at home?.
No answer.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear me, I say who
dey sneak enter the house girl room when
madam no dey house.
No answer. Oga runs out of the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never end. Akpos, it is true
o, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear
anything, except one's name.
MADAM: That's not true. It's a lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want to be tested?
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior's biological Father? Me or
Oga
Madam rushed out of the kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to be fumigated o, I
can't understand anything at all.